SAFREA Chronicle

Thought for the day:

The official speed limit for tomato sauce is 45 mph. That's metres per hour, just in case you're wondering, not miles per hour. According to the Heinz Corporation (the arbiter of all things ketchup) anything that comes out of a bottle either faster or slower gets binned.
There is even a recommended way of getting the sauce out, according to a Heinz spokesman. Applying a bang to the buttocks of the bottle will net you little more than a glop in the eye or a stain on your shirt.
"Just tap smartly the number 57 on the neck of the bottle," explains the official. This, apparently, releases the airlock that stops up the opening, and the contents will flow.
So, getting your favourite red sauce on your fries is - like almost everything - a matter of science.
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What to watch this week:

Leaving behind the snow and gloom of the Nordic Noir, we move Down Under for an Australian series called Mystery Road. This was supposedly a breakthrough production as it featured Aboriginal Australians in lead roles. The main star, though, is the dessicated and brooding Australian Outback, which reminds one irresistably of the Great Karoo.
In fact, this series could have been manufactured in South Africa, and the big question to ask is: Why are we not making television shows like this?
The script is a little clunky at times, and the acting is uneven, but the story is compelling and the cinematography is superb.

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